It Rather Sounds Like the Punchline to a Joke About Lawyers and Billing

From the April 9, 2013 Utah Valley Daily Herald:

SALT LAKE CITY — An Ogden man who pleaded guilty to charges stemming from falsely claiming diplomatic immunity during a traffic stop and then billing police and other government agencies $53 trillion in damages is headed to prison for three years.

And I thought that my time was valuable.