Cardiac Rehab

The Cardiac Rehabilitation Program called me up to set up an appointment.  I am beginning to think that I am a pretty atypical patient.  Their program starts with a five minute walk with heart monitors on.  I explained that I had just completed sixty minutes on the treadmill, maxxing at 3.0 mph.  You could hear the shock from the far end.  I get the impression that their average patient, before heart surgery, received most of his exercise from deep frying marshmallows.